and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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