Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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