the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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