Pappa wants mamma naked
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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