Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Randomize
