if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Randomize
