A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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