I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
