So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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