I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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