you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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