Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I am available for nakedness
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