Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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