well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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