did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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