i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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