so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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