So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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