just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
