never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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