was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I didn't notice because vodka
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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