Sponge bath it is.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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