can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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