I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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