just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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