her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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