Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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