Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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