This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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