he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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