Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I love how my cats smell like pot.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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