I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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