I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm just crazy horny about you
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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