I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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