Having a random hookup so left but love u
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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