I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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