At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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