It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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