he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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