She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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