how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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