we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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