I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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