wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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