he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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