I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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