wat bout pragnant strippers??
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
