Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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