all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
