So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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