K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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