I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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